Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Reasons I'm a Moron
Reason I'm a moron: I stop at green lights because I know they'll turn red at some point.
Reason I'm a moron: I cut my own hair (I really do).
Reason I'm a moron: I fall too damned hard...either in love or on my ass.
Reason I'm a moron: I iron my boxers (not really).
Reason I'm a moron: I want everyone else to be happy even if I'm not.
Reason I'm a moron: I have the urge to ride my motorcycle naked.
Reason I'm a moron: I................................................................................procrastinate.
Reason I'm a moron: I developed adult acne a few years ago. What a douche!
Reason I'm a moron: After a filet mignon and a bottle of cab I can make a toilet cry.
Reason I'm a moron: I still help people who spurned me (working on that one).
Reason I'm a moron: I've been playing guitar for years and I still suck.
Reason I'm a moron: I tell my son that if he screws up, I'll "break his colon".
Reason I'm a moron: I look before I leap and leap anyway.
Reason I'm a moron: I can't find my ass with both hands.
Reason I'm a moron: I write reasons explaining why I'm a moron.
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You make me LOL!!! Maybe because I can soooooo Identify :-)
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